According to http://www.friendshipstats.com

I have 489 friends, 369 more than average.

59% are male, 41% are female.

220 are single, 128 are dating or married.

If I contracted a deadly variant of flu, I would likely infect 13 people, 2 of whom would ...die.

When I share something on Facebook, it is typically viewed by 30 people.

If I died today, an estimated 544 people would try to attend my funeral.

Based on my Facebook profile, I have a 93% probability of getting married.

I am likely to earn US$2.7 million and have 2.5 children over my lifetime.

Calculate your own stats at http://www.friendshipstats.com.